Cultural exports
The other day I was walking around in Zurich, and I noticed the poster for a DJ Bobo concert, called "The Pirates of Dance" -- the poster looked like a "Lord of the Dance" / "Pirates of the Carribean" rip-off, but that's irrelevant.
Anyway, on the poster, it said something like DJ Bobo -- Switzerland's main cultural export. When I saw that, I was about to break into laughter (I wouldn't be proud with DJ Bobo), but then I remembered that our main cultural export is O-Zone -- which is orders of magnitude worse -- so I decided to STFU instead. ;-)